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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛,马克马合勇士队(27-26)客场140-137战胜爵士队(26-30)。莱替

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爵士(26-30):乔治33分2篮板6助攻3抢断、补爆塞克斯顿35分3篮板9助攻、发宣凯斯勒4分6篮板2助攻、誓主适科林斯18分13篮板2助攻、权打马尔卡宁20分13篮板3助攻、键盘忌赛克拉克森13分2篮板9助攻、侠田下种邓恩8分5篮板2抢断。马克马合

勇士(27-26):库里16分2篮板10助攻、莱替克莱35分6篮板2助攻、补爆格林23分5篮板5助攻4抢断、发宣波杰姆斯基13分6篮板8助攻、誓主适库明加13分5篮板4助攻、维金斯19分7篮板2助攻、基诺内斯6分4助攻、佩顿4分3篮板2抢断、萨里奇7分3篮板2助攻、戴维斯4分2助攻。

[–]MKenshiX 324 points 4 hours ago

Warriors try to play non-clutch game, challenge impossible

球迷:勇士本想挑战下自己的软肋,打一场不胶着的比赛,最终挑战宣告失败...

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCollege_Prestige 2 points 4 hours ago

Warriors love to provide a good entertainment product huh

勇士球迷:这么喜欢玩悬念是吧?!你倒是去拍悬疑片啊,靠!!!

[–]Warriorsmaethlin 2 points an hour ago

Heart attack warriors trying to ensure they have no fans standing by end of season.

勇士球迷:大家不要误会...勇士这么做,只是为了确保在本赛季结束后,让这个世界上一个勇蜜都不剩...这是心脏病手术失败,他没安好心啊!!!

[–]WarriorsPure_Measurement_529 40 points 4 hours ago

I wonder how many years of my life I have lost by watching the last 5 minutes of warriors games

勇士球迷:不管我拿计算器按多少遍,也算不清因为看勇士队最后5分钟的比赛,老子到底折了多少阳寿!!!

[–]WarriorsJonna09 11 points 2 hours ago

This fucking season alone

勇士球迷:光光是看了本赛季勇士的比赛,为了算我的阳寿,阎王爷不知敲坏了多少只计算器了!!!

[–]Warriorsdumbo_dee_elefunt 3 points 4 hours ago

I’ve aged around 130 years this season watching this goddamn team play

勇士球迷:看了本赛季勇士的比赛,阎王爷有一天托梦跟我说,我已经倒欠他70年阳寿了!!!

[–]Warriorsnyy5 215 points 4 hours ago

I would’ve killed myself

勇士球迷:我差点自杀啊~

[–]Warriors__spartacus 42 points 4 hours ago

Trigger was halfway through

勇士球迷:我当时板机都已经扣到一半了...

[–]WarriorsCrackedandimplat 53 points 4 hours ago

If you don’t like that, you don’t like warriors basketball